Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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