i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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