Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
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