If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
She even gives head with a lisp.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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