I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
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this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
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Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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