Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
17 year olds will be the death of me.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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