You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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