Buhtt sex?
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
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yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
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I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
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