But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
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When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
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Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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