im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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