did you get engaged???
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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