I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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