In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
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And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
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You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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