I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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