my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
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