The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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