Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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