who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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