do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
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When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
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The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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