As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
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Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
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I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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