I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
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He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
He melted the stem
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
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Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick