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  Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.

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  Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt

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  I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.

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  We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  well, you know. whores of a feather.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.

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