yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
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im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
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I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.