im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
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you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
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I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.