my soul wont recognize me after tonight
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
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Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
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I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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