There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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