There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
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just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
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Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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