The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
He's on the porch naked. Help.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
Randomize
