I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
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found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
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Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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