so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Randomize
