i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
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Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
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Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Pooping to opera.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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