Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I just want nice things and good sex
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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