Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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