Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Randomize
