He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
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She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
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please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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