I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
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I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
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The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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