the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
mondays should just be called national damage control day
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
