i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
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