yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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