on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
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Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
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The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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