Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
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he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
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That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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