yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
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THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
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i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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