just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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