youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
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just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
You took a bar mat shot.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
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He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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