It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
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I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
We have started to decorate penises.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
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Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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