your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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