Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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