I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
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