Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
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Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
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This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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