Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Then you guys just all showered together...?
there is another microwave in the elevator.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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