I'm sorry my penis didn't work
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
Shame is for Republicans.
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