The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
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