I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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