Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I am naked and annoyed.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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