I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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